wake me up, before you go go

I'm in the process of finding something that'll effectively wake me up so i start doing this class thing. My mom called me 27 times this morning, and I still woke up past noon. See, I've developed this dormant turrets syndrome which kicks in whenever some kind hearted, naive soul consents to shifting my slumber. Consequently, I've lost a good number of friends, and even greater volume of respect from this knack. What's crazy is I completely end friendships and bring up take-it-to-the-grave secrets without even remembering. Andy suggested an alarm that sprays water, I was thinking more along the lines of a vibrating pillow. Regardless, I'm on a quest to find the most brilliant waking device, wish me luck.

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